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Thursday, April 7, 2016

Coincidence

A chicken  farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a  woman and
Ordered a  glass of champagne...




The woman perks up  and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a 
Glass of  champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the  farmer says. 'This is a special day for 
Me.... I  am celebrating'

'This is a special day  for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the  woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the  farmer! As they clinked glasses the 
Man  asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My  husband and I have been trying to have a child  and today my
Gynaecologist  told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a  coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken  farmer and for years
All of my  hens were infertile, but today they are all  laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!'  says the woman. 'How did your chickens become  fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he  replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What  a coincidence.'


Thanks Ralph

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