How I Lost My Teeth

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her and said, ”Do you have a pen?”

She said, “I sure do.”

I said,“ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is on Monday.

Thanks Kerry