Northern Ireland Women

Duties of Wives..
   
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given

    their new wives duties.
   
Terry had married a woman from Greece and bragged that he had told  his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.

He said that it    took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and    the dishes were all washed and put away.


   
Jimmie had married a woman from Italy. He bragged that he had  given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,and the    cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,but the    next day it was better.

By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes   were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.


The third man had married a Belfast girl. He boasted that he told   her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,laundry    and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals
on the    table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the    second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the    swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left
eye, just   enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a    handyman.


   
God Bless Northern Ireland Women

Thanks Pat