Two UNC students named Trish and Tina were walking down the street.
Trish noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up.
She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."
Tina said, "Let me look!" So Trish handed her the compact.
Tina looked in the mirror then turned to Trish. "You silly... that's *me*!
Thanks Kerry
Tuesday, June 27, 2017
Monday, June 26, 2017
The castration of a sociopath President
"Trump’s power to wage war in the Middle East is being ripped away from him, and it’s safe to say Trump’s fragile ego is taking quite the pounding Thursday morning.
"The Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) was initially created after the 9/11 terror attacks so the country could hastily go to war with any country that may prove fruitful for the U.S.. George W. Bush used the law to bring Iraq to it’s knees in an unwarranted attack that devastated the nation and gave birth to what would become ISIS."
"As of Thursday morning, the House Appropriations Committee approved an amendment that will revoke the AUMF law all together, leaving President Trump unable to dictate alone whether or not the United States enters another war.
"The amendment now has to pass the Senate, and it is unknown how they will vote on this one. Republicans may fight the amendment for the sole reason of retaining the power they are so desperately clinging to Trump for; ignoring the fact that leaving the law in place could greatly endanger, not only foreigners, but Americans who have to live with whatever backlash these attacked nations unleash on us."
More suspicious activity.... SAD
Election hackers altered voter rolls: report
Hackers successfully altered voter information at least once during the 2016 presidential campaign, according to a Time magazine report Thursday.
The hackers manipulated voter information in a county database, according the report. They also accessed sensitive information in voter records, including Social Security numbers.
Investigators do not yet know whether the hackers were affiliated with Russia.
The report comes amid multiple investigations into Russian meddling in the 2016 election and possible ties to President Trump's campaign.
Trump takes his queue from Putin
Alright, folks. It sounds to me like the President is ready to begin dismantling our government to consolidate his power. Sorry, Trump, but we’re not up for a dictatorship…
Folks, please click share. Make sure EVERY Republican sees this. The future of our nation might very well depend on it…
President Trump Slams ‘Archaic’ U.S. Constitution, Says It Is ‘Really Bad’ for Nation
24 Hour Breakfast!
I went to a restaurant that serves
"breakfast at any time." So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance...
Thanks Kerry
Sunday, June 25, 2017
UNC Curtains
A UNC student enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair
of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large
selection of pink curtains. He shows her several
patterns, but the student seems to have a hard
time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains
she needs.
The student promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."
"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman.
"That sounds very small -- what room are
they for?"
The student tells him that they aren't for a room,
but they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But miss,
computers do not need curtains!"
The UNC student says, "Hellllooooooooo? --
I've got Windoooooows?"
She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair
of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large
selection of pink curtains. He shows her several
patterns, but the student seems to have a hard
time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains
she needs.
The student promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."
"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman.
"That sounds very small -- what room are
they for?"
The student tells him that they aren't for a room,
but they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But miss,
computers do not need curtains!"
The UNC student says, "Hellllooooooooo? --
I've got Windoooooows?"
Thanks Kerry
Saturday, June 24, 2017
News Flash Deplorables the investigation of Trump and his henchmen was NOT instituted by the Democrats
From The New York Times Opinion Section: "Individuals who were associated with the president of the United States’ winning campaign are under criminal investigation. That is an extraordinary sentence and one that no American can allow to be swallowed up by other news or dismissed by ideologues."
Birth of the Biggest Lie
A few things are clear after the congressional testimony of James Comey, the F.B.I. director, this week:
First, Donald Trump owes Barack Obama and the American people an apology for his vituperative lie that Obama committed a felony by wiretapping Trump Tower. It was specious, libelous and reckless, regardless of the weak revelations of “incidental collection” that the Republican chairman of the House Intelligence Committee and Trump transition team member Devin Nunes outrageously made public, briefing the president without first briefing his fellow committee members. Nunes’s announcement was a bombshell with no bomb, just enough mud in the water to obscure the blood in the water for those too willfully blind to discern the difference.
Second, Donald Trump will never apologize. Trump’s strategy for dealing with being caught in a lie is often to tell a bigger lie. He seems constitutionally incapable of registering what others would: shame, embarrassment, contrition. Something is broken in the man — definitely morally and possibly psychologically.
Third, and to me this is the biggest, Comey confirmed that the investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to the Russians who tampered with our election is not “fake news” manufactured by Democrats stewing over a bitter loss but a legitimate investigation that has been underway for months and has no end in sight.
Individuals who were associated with the president of the United States’ winning campaign are under criminal investigation. That is an extraordinary sentence and one that no American can allow to be swallowed up by other news or dismissed by ideologues.
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