My uncle Gordon once told me "Bob, you're never too old to learn"

Well Pat and I were at the mall the other day when, while stalking a young lady, I noticed something written on the back of her jacket, "DUCATI".... I thought "WOW a biker and she has eclectic taste in what she rides"

Now those of you who suffer vision impairment will understand what I am about to say... her jacket was a dark shade of grey and the letters were black and all in uppercase. On closer inspection I noticed there were two letters after DUCATI they were ON. OK so Ducati Ontario I thought.... then I notice a letter at the beginning that I had not seen before "E".

The light came on and I learned that DUCATI is a big pat of EDUCATION.