A Senior Setting Their Password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50fuckingboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedU pYourAssIfYouDon’ tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiled CabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDo ntGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

Thanks Richard