The 3 Newfies

A Newfie, Stanley, died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent
for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men
had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a
hunting camp.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him over.”
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain't Stanley.”

The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in
to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and
said, “Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician
rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain't Stanley .”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?” Gomer said, “well, Stanley
had two assholes.” “What! He had two assholes?” asked the mortician.
“Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Stanley
with them two assholes.”

Cooter and Gomer are both now employed in the Federal Government. One
is in Ottawa as a Senator, and the other works for Revenue Canada.

Thanks Ivan