Economics 101

A little fun economics to lighten up your day ....

 

Wife to her Accountant husband:

what is inflation?

Husband:

Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are 48-40-48.

Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.

This is INFLATION

 

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.

Interviewer:

What is Recession?

Candidate:

When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!

 

Accountancy fact:

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunk friend is liability.

But,

A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.

 

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.

A- Monopoly should be broken.

B- Competition improves the quality of service.

If u have 1 wife, She fights with you!

If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for you!

Feel the difference & decide

Disclaimer:

Sender is not having any such experience and not responsible for any side effects..

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When you are in love,

Wonders happen.

But once you get married,

You wonder, what happened.

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Philosophy of marriage :

At the beginning,

every wife treats her husband as GOD..

Later, somehow don't know why..

alphabets get reversed..

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Secret formula for married couples...

"Love One Another"

And if it doesn't work, bring the last word to the middle.!!!!

Thanks Randy