LIBRARY SEATING

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.

He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside
you? The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE
NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was
truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is
thinking.

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?

The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT?  THAT'S ROBBERY!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people."

Thanks Pat