Seniors Fun

I was sick and in the hospital.

There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.

Every time she came in, she would talk to me

like I was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

'And how are we doing this morning?'

 

 

or 'Are we ready for a bath?', or 'Are we hungry?'

I had had enough of this particular nurse.

One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the

tray and put it in my bed side stand.

Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.

So you know where the juice went !

 

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine

bottle and looked at it.

My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped

off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it

through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'

The nurse fainted...I just smiled.

 

 

Thanks John McC