Chinese Doctor

A woman was very despondent over not having had sex in quite some
time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never
find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she
decided that it was time to see a doctor.

Looking thru the phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex
therapist named Dr. Chang.

When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms, and he
said, "Take off all your crothes and you crawl real fass away
from me across the froor".

She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said,

"Now...you crawl real fass back to me," and she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head and said,

"You haf real bad case of Zachary Disease....worse case I ever
see! That why you haf sex probrem."

The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly
what Zachary Disease was and he replied,

"Zachary Disease.... that when your face look ZACHARY rike your
butt!"


Thanks Joe