A Blonde's Last Flight

A blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.   The pilot has a  heart attack and dies.  The Blonde frantically calls a May Day: "May Day!   May Day!  Help me!  Help me!  My pilot had a heart attack and  is dead.  And I don't know how to fly.  Help me!  Please help  me!"

All of a sudden  she hears a voice over the radio saying: "The is ATC.   I have received your message and I will talk you through it.  I've had a  lot of experience with this kind of problem.  Now, just relax.   Everything will be fine!  Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm  5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says  the  voice from the tower.  "Repeat after me:  Our Father. . .  Who art in Heaven. . . ."

Thanks Penny .... that is a take off on the old RCAF (Royal Canadian Air Farce program), for those who are old enough to remember it, on CBC. The original is longer and told about Quebec Air approaching Pearson Airport in Toronto. Damn I am old.