The Eco - Senior

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Rest in Peace J.R.

Larry Hagman 1931 - 2012

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/dallas-star-larry-hagman-scheming-oil-baron-j-072543259.html

Driving the side roads of England

I finally found a program to convert my videos to a version that will post on blogger. This is my 75 year old uncle Herbie driving his wife Pat's Honda Civic on the side roads like a 20 year old racer.

I am not a very good passenger however Herbie is such a talented driver I was never nervous and Pat and I quite enjoyed travelling with him and his Pat. Can you imagine driving in a 2 door Civic coupe with 4 adults... 1 small, 1 medium, 1 large and one 2X-large and no complaints..... and no screaming.

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work..

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill..'

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor..'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

Thanks Randy

Lucky Strike Cigarette Ad (1953)

CANCER AD 1953 ???? UNBELEIVABLE VIDEO CLICK ON PHOTO TO VIEW

LUCKY WE DON'T HAVE ADS LIKE THAT ANYMORE. WE WOULD BE ALL DEAD N.S

Thanks Normand

devoted cameraman!

Thanks Richard

Replacement Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house withthose expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Helloooo,............ just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year. Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

Thanks Harry

Greenfield Park Corner

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Saturday's Vehicle

Thanks Millie

Ant hill awesome!

Ant Hill!

This is an amazing video of an ant hole that was filled in with a cement slurry and then dug up to see what it looked like.

Something to think about the next time you stick a water hose in an ant hill and try to flush them out.

http://www.dump.com/2011/08/30/worlds-biggest-ant-hill-video/