Sunday, April 30, 2017
Saturday, April 29, 2017
My neighbour
So here's what happened...
She's single.
She's shapely.
She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway
and knocked on the door. I opened the door; she looked at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time,
dance, get drunk,and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
She's shapely.
She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway
and knocked on the door. I opened the door; she looked at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time,
dance, get drunk,and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!
Thanks Norman
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