Thanks Normand
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Tinkle
(I know this will put a smile on your face.)
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'
'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'
Thanks John G
Monday, November 2, 2015
Sunday, November 1, 2015
China- Miscellaneous photos
Solar water heater are everywhere in the south
Garden outside our hotel room
Pat, Jodie and Barb at the museum
Taxi service
Lunch
Electric scooters and trikes are everywhere
Typical traffic. E-scooters and autos
The wedding dress district
No honking zone
Taking mamma to work
Street cleaner
We're not sure. It is not unusual for young children male or female to relieve themselves..... these two are not.
Street eats China style
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