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Sunday, March 3, 2013

The Good, the Bad &the Ugly

Ever wonder how they did the music for The Good, the Bad &the Ugly? It is cool to see how it was made after all these years.
Some of you may not be old enough to remember this classic from the '60 's.
Here it is anyway. This is fantastic.
Turn it up nice and loud and enjoy.
For those still caught in the '60s groove -- this is the answer to howthat magnificent signature tune came about...
Superb....wait till the guy whistles!!!

THE UKULELE ORCHESTRA OF GREAT BRITAIN - THE GOOD, THE BAD
AND THE UGLY!! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=pLgJ7pk0X-s
 
Thanks Ralph

4 candles

Four Candles

Hospital Bill...

 
 

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had
emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at
the Catholic Hospital.

A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several
forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?"
asked the irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not
spinsters! Nuns are married to God."


The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
 
Thanks Sam/Ellen

See most of America by flying for 5 mins.!!

I doubt you have ever seen anything like this one!

Double Click your Mouse on this plane:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=KcuDdPo0WZk
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=KcuDdPo0WZk

Thanks Randy

Baby Girl Laughing Hysterically at Dog Eating Popcorn



Thanks Sylvia

Two Nuns in Transylvania



Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling
through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a
traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the
hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

"Oh my God, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about,
but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Oh no! What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy
Water at the Vatican before we left," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams
as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at
the nuns.

Frantic. "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

So........

She opens the window and shouts to the little Dracula,

"Get the f#@% off the car!"

Sister Helen nearly fainted!!

Thanks Shirley 

Sayings






Thanks Richard

Man escapes from police custody


Thanks Ivan

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Saturday's Vehicle - Steyr Daimler Puch , Allstate Moped


Pasta criminal

Hi Bob, this one is from The Ottawa Citizen.John PS do you have or want any photos of Royal George?
 
Thanks John... any photo's I have are old ones that Normand sent in. If you have some and want to send them I would be happy to post them.
 
 

Speed Painter

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10200670992602423&set=vb.104860842887580&type=2&theater

It's pretty

impressive
 
Thanks Pat H

Check these videos out. LOL


http://autos.ca.msn.com/editors-picks/caught-on-camera-worst-road-rage-incidents#page=0

Thanks Ivan

SCOTTISH KARAOKE DRINKING SONG


I Couldn’t help but pass this on! Loved the music and it brought a big smile to my face!
Scottish or not... have a listen, click Song below.........
 
Thanks Randy 

Reaction from the Royals ........

 
Thanks Ed

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons


  1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.


2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!


3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March
17th) than Target sells all year.


4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears +
Costco + K-Mart combined.


5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private
employer, and most speak English.


6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.


7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and
keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.


8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.


9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.


10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are
Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.


11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur
at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)


12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.


You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground
work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run
Wal-Mart to fix the economy.


This should be read and understood by all Americans - Democrats,
Republicans, EVERYONE!!


To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature


It is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:


a. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 237
years
to get it right and it is broke.


b. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 77 years to get
it
right and it is broke.

c. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 74 years to get it
right
and it is broke.


d. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 48 years to get it right;
$1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the
poor" and they only want more.


e. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 47 years
to get it right and they are broke.


f. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 42 years to get it
right
and it is broke.


g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence
on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget
of $24 billion
a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 35 years to
get it right
and it is an abysmal failure.


You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our
throats while overspending our tax dollars.


AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED
WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM??


Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it
will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' (they never
read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans
feel.



AND

I know what's wrong. We have lost our minds to "Political
Correctness" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Someone please tell me what the HELL's wrong with all the people that
run this country!!!!!!
We're "broke" & can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans,
Homeless etc.,???????????
In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti , Chile , Japan and
Turkey ..And now Pakistan ........previous home of bin Laden.
Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!!


Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid nor do
they get any breaks.


AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, children
going to bed hungry, elderly going without 'needed' meds, and mentally
ill without treatment -etc,etc.


Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US' the same support they give to
other countries. Sad isn't it?

Thanks Richard