Pastor Fluff

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor in a small town in Ireland.

One day he was walking down the high street when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer.

The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the Pub and sat down next to the woman.

"Miss Fitzgerald," he said sternly, "this is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"

"Sure!" she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.

When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth.

The Reverend realized that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After a few moments, the Reverend wound up on top of Miss Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.

The pub landlord looked over and said, "Oy mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub!"

The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said, "But you don't understand… I'm Pastor Fluff."

The landlord said, "Ah well, if you're that far in, ye might as well finish!"

 

Thanks Bernie

BRILLIANT AD!

 

The Most Honest, Slightly Used Car Ad for 2013
BMW Germany's campaign for their factory approved "pre-owned" cars.

 

Thanks Ralph

 

new word!!!

Thanks John McC

THE TITANIC

We all think of the Titanic as a big ocean liner well at least I did until I saw the following comparison.

Size comparison -- Titanic vs Allure of the Seas Cruise Ship
 

Not that big,was it?

Thanks Ralph

Friday's Vehicle - MERCURY MONTEREY SUN VALLEY 1954

So the Conservatives claim employment success

We already know that the Conservative "Economic Action Plan" didn't work, it did finance the "friends of Conservatives" to the tune of some 60 million dollars in annoying advertisements.

For the coming 3 months I would like to point out that "Stats Can" and the Conservatives will, in tandem, brag about their success in creating jobs across Canada. Really.....

The fact is fellow Canadians that we are first and foremost entering the "seasonal worker" season that Diane Finley is attacking. Second, it is peak construction season, again seasonal workers..... and then we have the hot dog/burger stands that are also seasonal .... but the Harper bozo's will take credit for the surge in employment.

And Target will be opening their stores starting in April. Their hires are part time or what is otherwise known as "precarious positions" with no benefits and no security.

This is your Harper government at work for business.

Conservative Politcal Ad

Thanks Ralph

Greenfield Park Corner

National Shag Dancing Winners----We Called Jitterbug

Now this is dancing; not what they do today. Usually the female is featured but this time the young man steals the show - his legs are like liquid magic. And, bless her heart, she lets him shine. He's 17 and she's only 15. But together, they won the 2012 Junior Division National Carolina Shag Dancing Championships. They're dancing to Joe Turner's "Flip, Flop and Fly."

http://videos2view.net/shag-dance.htm

Thanks Brenda 

Canada Pension - Great News!

Fantastic News concerning Benefits and Pensions for Canadians.

نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار و
چشم خيره
ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه.ر رفت
نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار و
چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر
رفت سايه. ر رفت ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش
سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه
پيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان
نور اگر رفت سايه پيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشم
خيره ماپيدا
نيست نقش

If I hear anything else, I'll let you know.

Thanks Ivan .... good to know the conservatives are working on behalf of new canadians

Sayings

Thanks Richard

Robo - bar a conservative idea

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says,
> "What will you have?"
> The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever
> and says to the man,
> "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk
> About physics, space exploration and medical technology.
>
> The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The
> robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".
> Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
> "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk
> about hockey, Molsons and Bombardier.
>
> The guy leaves, but finds it so interesting, he thinks he will try it
> one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will
> you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another
> great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says,
> "Uh, about 50."
>
> The robot leans in real close and says, "So... a Nascar fan .... you gonna cheer for the
> Dale Junior again this year?"

Thanks Randy .... I just had to change it to real idiots.

VEHICLE OF THE DAY

EVER HEARD OF THIS CAR, IT WAS SOLD BY HOLLINGDRAKE AUTO, WERE THEY ON CHURCHILL BESIDE THE GROCERY STORE THAT WAS NOT BUILT YET. ????

NORMAND SIMARD

 

 

 

Thanks Normand..... never heard of this vehicle.

A REAL DWARF CAR

Now this is what I would call a true craftsman.... You 've got to see it to believe it...1949 Mercury Dwarf Car Video

Click this Link

 

Thanks Normand

The sobbing wife

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained,

"It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.
I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and
demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,

"Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm
Failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and
Hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with
both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.

"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I
was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."

"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me
to open up.
I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time
The darn phone was ringing off the hook."

He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
Register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and
The phone was still ringing.
When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made
Me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on
it.
Half of them hit the floor and broke."

"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got
Back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a
Rectal thermometer.

And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."

Thanks Randy