The Eco - Senior

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Are you a Federal Liberal, a Federal Conservative or an Alberta PC

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Indian with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt .45 Automatic, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Federal Liberal's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Colt have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to
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Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Federal Conservative's Answer:

BANG!

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Alberta Progressive Conservative's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Reload), BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Daughter: " Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Point Shells ? "

Son: " Way to gitt - r - dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one! "

Wife: " You ain't taking that to the taxidermist! "

Thanks Joe J

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Saturday's Vehicle - 1963 Fairlane Lightning Bolt

Floyd Garrett http://musclecarmuseum.com/ had one of these in his Museum when we visited Dollywood. While there they were rotating the vehicles and pushed the Lightening out to the parking lot by hand.

When they decided to bring the old lady back in they fired her up ..... she barked so loud she set the car alarms off in the parking lot.

If you visit Dollywood the Garrett Muscle Car Museum in Sevierville is a must see, not just for the muscle cars but for the memorabillia as well. Check out his site http://musclecarmuseum.com/

Thursday snowstorm.

I guess you heard from the news that we got hit with a big snowstorm in Quebec. Here are a few pictures from my place in the country taken at about 3:30PM. Knee deep in most of the driveway. It stopped snowing around 7:30PM.

The storm dumped 43cm on Montreal which beat the old 1969 record of 39cm. Im glad we got back from my son Kevin's pace in Brossard on Wednsday and am also glad not to be anywhere near Montreal.

IvanR

Thanks Ivan.... better you than us LOL .... and you couldn't go outside to take them???

THIS IS HOW WE USED TO DANCE.......IN THE DAY!!

These guys are good but Sam and I were better LOL.He would throw me over his back and under his legs

Thanks Ellen/Sam

Now this is dancing ;

Usually the female is featured, but here the young man

steals the show - his legs are like liquid magic. And, bless her heart, she lets him shine.

He's 17 and she's only 15. But together, they won the

2012 Junior Division National Carolina Shag

Dancing Championships.

They're dancing to Joe Turner's "Flip, Flop and Fly."

http://videos2view.net/shag-dance.htm

Recipe for the Perfect Cuppa....

Experts tell us that the best way to make a perfect cup of tea is to agitate the bag.

So, every morning I shout :

'Two sugars, fat arse!'
Thanks Ralph

You can't fix Stupid !

Thanks Richard... how to neuter a redneck

2 year old dancing awesome

http://www.wimp.com/dancingjive/

Thanks Kerry

1958 Gold star My first motor cycle 500 cc

Thanks Kerry

Friday, December 28, 2012

Friday's Vehicle - 1960 Pontiac Laurentian - 474 Pontiac !

STEVEN GROCHOLSKI'S FUNERAL JAN- 5th - 2013

Thanks Normand

THE HOLLINGDRAKE COMPLEX

HI BOB,

NICE STORY BY JOHN Mc. YESTERDAY , HERE IS A RECENT PHOTO OF THE OLD HOLLINGDRAKE COMPLEX, ON THE LEFT IS A LITTLE ICE CREAM PARLOR (( CREMERIE )) HILDA AND THE BARBER IN THE BACK AND AFTER ROBINSON WAS THERE NOW ANGELO THE BARBER IS AFTER, I THINK THE HOLLINGDRAKE GRAND MOTHER LIVED THERE, THERE IS AN OLD BATH ON LEGS, AND SINK STILL THERE IT DATES OF THE THIRTIES. AFTER WE SEE A DOOR TO GO UPSTAIRS AND FINALLY IS JOE VINE'S ANTIQUE SHOP. JOHN MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE THE CORRECTION ON THE HOLLINGDRAKE GRAND MOTHER I AM NOT SURE .

NORMAND SIMARD

I think you are correct Normand,I had forgotten about Grandmother Hollingdrake. Maybe if I copy George Holingdrake with this missive he can fill in the blank. I think the Grandmother lived in the apartment between Hilda's and the Grocery store at ground level and Hilda and Neville(Brereton) lived in the apt. above the Grandmother. George what say you? John

Thanks Normand and John

George Carlin

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't
going as ghosts but as mattresses?
8. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
no woman around to hear him ... is he still wrong?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?
11. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
12. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
13. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
14. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
15. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
16. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
17. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
18. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
19. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
20. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
21. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
22. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
23. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
24. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
25. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
26. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
27. The older you get, the better you realize you were.
28. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
29. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
30. Women like silent men; they think they're listening.
31. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
32. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
33. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
34. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
35. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
36. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
37. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
38. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
39. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Thanks Randy