Is this what they call ..... Hanging Out With Friends ???

 Grab a cup of coffee

 Dine out at a favorite restaurant

 Spend time at the museum

 Meet at a popular diner

 Relax at the beach

 At the game

 On a date

Drive around town

What the hell wouldthey do if they lost there thumbs"

Thank God I belong to another generation !!!!         

Thanks Sam/Ellen                      

Finch/Scarborough IQ Test

NAME ______________________________

GANG NAME ________________________________

FATHER'S NAME (if known) ___________________________


1. Ramón has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of
every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting.

How many drive-by shootings can Ramón attempt before he has to reload?


2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320
and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, What is the street value of the rest
of his hold?


3. Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
day must each hoe turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?


4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a
20% profit. How many ounces will he need?


5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and
$100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more
Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?


6. Raul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he
gets out?

* Extra credit bonus: How much more time will he get for killing the hoe
that spent his money?


7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce
cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?


8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang.
What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?


9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats
3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week
as a lookout, how many weeks, can he feed the Boa on one week's income?


10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 15 mph, Joe
loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far
away will Billy be when he gets whacked?

 

 

Thanks Ivan.... I did an Infrared roof survey on a highrise in this area.... IR survey's are done after sunset ... the superintendent locked us on the roof, when I asked why he was locking the door he told me that the tenants were so bad that they might throw me off the roof.

Gas Station Loses Roof

Heavy wind in Renaca, Chile, caused this gas station to shut down for the next couple of months by ripping its roof off.

http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/fail/gas-station-windy-roof-removal.html

Thanks Sylvia

Adult Scrabble

Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect.

P N E S I

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The people who wrote SPINE became doctors...

The rest of you are all my e-mail friends...

 

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Monday's Vehicle

Thanks Millie

Canada accused of 'complicity' in torture in UN report

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/canada-accused-complicity-torture-un-report-223907740.html

Really, Canada complicit in torture? How can that be, when our government redacted documents to conceal their complicity then were the first governing body in Canadian history to be found in contempt of parliament for refusing to allow the opposition access to the information ..... where's the proof EH.

Now we know why we were not elected to the UN Security Council. It certainly raises the spectre that Canada, or at least the Conservative Party, cannot be trusted.

If it were simply Afghans who fell victim to Canadian complicity we could plead ignorance as the Conservatives attempted to do by using the cover of security within transmittal's to redact proof however we inflicted torture, based on false information, on people we granted citizenship to.

As a foreigner would you really want to become a Canadian under this regime?

There is a pattern here that leaves a bad taste in ones mouth but rest assured that the government will ignore this report and try to cast a slanderous shadow over its authors and the UN.

It appears that the UN and much of the World sees us in a different light than we see ourselves.

The party of restraint shows no restraint

There's an Oda in Ottawa

Yes people even some Conservatives feel there is a foul odor from Oda's office

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/odas-travel-expenses-cause-dissent-tory-caucus-001340329.html

Nothing for seniors

Nothing for our veterans

Nothing for the medicare system

Nothing for the coast guard

Nothing for Canadian bases

but

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/canada-seeks-singapore-hub-support-u-military-asia-191540433.html

The dick heads want to open a base in Singapore

When did we become a Nation of War Mongering Money Wasters?

Layman's Ten Commandments...

1] Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.

2] So why a Car's WINDSHIELD is so large and the Rear view Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on.

3] Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.

4] All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.

5] Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!

6] Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!

7] When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.

8] A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"

9] When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.

10] WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes away today's PEACE.

If you really enjoy this, please pass to others. It may brighten someone's day...

Thanks Kerry

INTERNATIONAL PICTURE OF THE YEAR 3

First PlaceTodd Heisler, The Rocky Mountain News

When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno

Airport , Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane

and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched

the family gather on the tarmac.

During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at

Denver International Airport , Major Steve Beck described

the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows?

They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines.

You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing

that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said.

'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their

lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home.

And they should.'

Second Place
Todd Heisler, The Rocky Mountain News
The night before the burial of her husband's body, Katherine Cathey refused to leave the casket, asking to sleep next to his body for the last time. The Marines made a bed for her, tucking in the sheets below the flag. Before she fell asleep, she opened her laptop computer and played songs that reminded her of 'Cat,' and one of the Marines asked if she wanted them to continue standing watch as she slept. 'I think it would be kind of nice if you kept doing it,' she said. 'I think that's what he would have wanted'.

3^rd Place – “Son, a grateful Nation……..”

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I. and the Canadian Soldier
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM

TOThanks Sam/Ellen FORGET BOTH OF THEM.

Thanks Sam/Ellen

SF Mission

Hi Guys And Girls

I went to the Mission on friday and ordered Mels hed stone it will be rose in color and will be installed some time in the next 6 to 10 weeks. As usual I place a pink rose on mels resting place. I also cleaned Mom amd Dads Site.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Love Kc

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Iceberg flips over, amazing tourists

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NEW TECHNOLOGY (AMAZING)

Thanks Millie

Exploding iceberg in Antarctica!

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SUNBURN TREATMENT


Bet you never thought of this.. New Treatment For Sunburn -

A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn,

specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor’?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.'
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Sunday's Vehicle

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