Saturday, August 6, 2011
A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'
'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'
'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
Thanks Harry
Friday, August 5, 2011
John Stewart looks at Alberta Oil
Subject: Alberta Oil
There is a short commercial first, then the Alberta video! Really worth watching!
Thanks Richard
Pregnant Working Gal
Pregnant Working Gal ---- BRILLIANT
Doctor asks a pregnant Working Gal..
"Do you know who the father is?"
"For goodness sakes, if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
Thanks Ellen
One Mayors Solution to Illegal Parking Problem
The mayor of a Lithuanian town came up with a unique solution for the problem of owners of luxury vehicles parking them illegally.
You can see what he did about it if you click on the link below.
http://autos.sympatico.ca/
Thanks Margaret
You can see what he did about it if you click on the link below.
http://autos.sympatico.ca/
Thanks Margaret
FINALLY OLD CHAMBLY TRANSPORT ORANGE BUSES CHANGE COLOR
BTST
Burlington Transit Seniors Transporter
Thanks Normand
Thursday, August 4, 2011
How We Spent The Long Weekend - Nutley Family Reunion
On arrival in Nutley NJ
Pigging out
Pat and Cousin Ken "The Hummel Man"
Pat and her cousin Ken
Jersey Cardinal
Cousin Pat doing cousin Pat's puzzle book
3 yr old Andrew on the diving board for first time
"I did it, Dad" "I did it"!
Dad helping Andrew swim
Cutie Petootie Leah
"Mom" Becky hits the bottomless boat
Casey... student/bartender/helluva golfer
A few of the gang at the pool
Evan takes the plunge
Leah heads for the soon to be bottomless boat
Andrew conquering his fear ..... Help!
Sure got over that quick
Hitting the now bottomless boat
View of the pool from the hot tub
"The 21st Century Golden Girls" .... L to R Dot, Pat and Barb
"Duty Free" ... the first sign that we are almost home
Pat's Acquisition In New Jersey
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