The Candy With The Little Hole This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon 
Green..................Lime 
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.  None 
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue.  It's what your 
mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and 
yelled, "Oh my God!  They're ass-holes!"

The teacher had to leave the room.

Thanks Ivan