Pitfalls of outdoors sex.....

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from
town.
 They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and
I charge $20 for sex."
 The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the
window.
 "Why aren't we going anywhere" asked the girl.

The man said. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually
a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

Thanks Heidi