The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results
October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
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Terrorists Discovered
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0
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Transvestites
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133
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Hernias
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1,485
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Hemorrhoid Cases
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3,172
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Enlarged Prostates
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8,249
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Breast Implants
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59,350
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Natural Blondes
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3
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It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.
Thanks Ivan
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