A STORY ?

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/women
Aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
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At 8
You take her to bed and tell her a story
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At 18
You tell her a story and take her to bed
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At 28
You don't need to tell her a story
To take her to bed
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At 38
She tells you a story and takes you to bed
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At 48
She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
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At 58
You stay in bed to avoid her story
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At 68
If you take her to bed, that'll be a story
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At 78
What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?
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According to the
Office for National Statistics
190,374
People are having sex right now
212,130
Are kissing
And one poor ole fart
Is reading emails
You hang in there sunshine!

 

Thanks Ivan