I am a Canadian: The new version... I AM CANADIAN I am in the minority in Calgary,Vancouver, Toronto and every casino in this country.. I was born in the forties, fifties or sixties, yet I am somehow responsible for some First Nations people being screwed out of their land in the 17/18/1900's. I pay import tax on cars made in Ontario I am allowed to skydive and smoke, but not allowed to drive without a seat belt. All the money I make until mid July must go to paying taxes.. I live and work among people who believe Americans are Ignorant.... These same people cannot name their own country's new territory. Although I am sometimes forced to live on hamburgers and don't have a pot to piss in, I sleep well knowing that my taxes helped purchase a nice six figure home in Vancouver for some unskilled refugee. Although they are unpatriotic and constantly try to separate... Quebec still provides most of my nation's prime ministers. 95% of my nation's international conflicts are over fish. I'm supposed to call black people African Canadians, although I'm sure none of them have ever been to Africa. I am being told that paying a 200% tax on alcohol is fair. I am also being told that the same tax on gasoline is  fair. Even if I have no idea what happened to that old rifle my Grandfather gave me when I was 14, I will be considered a criminal if I don't register it. I am being told that spending $15 billion to promote the French language in the rest of Canada is fair when the province of Quebec doesn't support or even recognize the ENGLISH language.  I am being told that paying $1 million -taxpayers money-for 3 Stripes ('The Voice of Fire' painting in Ottawa ) by the National Art Gallery was a good purchase, even though 99% of this country didn't want it or will ever see it. When I look at my pension and realize that I take home a third of what I actually make, I say 'Oh well, at least we have better health care than the U.S.A..' I must bail out big corporations who drive their business into the ground and say,'yeah that's ok.' And When they move all their manufacturingplants and jobs to a third world country and say, 'no problem.' I must fork over my portion of the 11.5 million dollars to show the Queen of England and her family a good time visiting in my country even though I can't afford to visit the province next to me. Canada is the highest taxed nation in North America, the biggest Military buffer for the United States , and the number one destination for fleeing terrorists. The Lord's prayer is not allowed in our schools anymore because of other religions who chose to move here. I am an angry white person, born and raised here. I am one pissed off taxpayer, who is broke. I am Canadian !!!

Thanks Marty..... much of this is true however there are only 3 countries in North America

Mexico - where you have a good chance of being beheaded, hanged or simply butchered.

USA - where your kids go to university armed with a MAC-10 to defend themselves against other classmates

or Canada - where the most dangerous thing is ..... we have 4 seasons