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Monday, October 31, 2011

Monday's Vehicle


Thanks Kerry

X-RATED BABY OF 1945

HI BOB,
I HATE TO DISAGREE WITH YOU I SAW THE PIC OF YOU WITH THE QUOTE I AM THE SWEETEST KID OF 1945 WELL I WAS BORN IN 1945 AND MY MOTHER NAMED ME THE BABY OF THE YEAR, AND ALSO THE SWEETEST BABY OR KID EVEN AT SUCH A TENDER AGE.
THANKS BOB, SORRY TO DISAGREE WITH YOU BUT IT HAD TO COME OUT.
NORMAND SIMARD
Thanks Normand but I think your mother forgot to tell you one fine point about your award

Grandkids preparing for Halloween










Wisdom of the past

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams



2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain


3 Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain


4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill


5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw


6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy


7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)


8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University


9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. . . . . . -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian


10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)


11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan (1986)


12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers


13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! -- P.J. O'Rourke


14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -- Voltaire (1764)


15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! -- Pericles (430 B.C.)


16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain (1866)


17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. -- Anonymous


18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan


19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.-- Winston Churchill


20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. . . . . -- Mark Twain


21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)


22. There is no distinctly native American criminal class...save Congress.-- Mark Twain


23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)


24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -- Thomas Jefferson

Thanks Marty

Dog Survived Gas Chamber, Up for Adoption

Cliff Hanger: mother love. (From my Uncle Vic.)

Clinging on for dear life to the side of a vertical cliff, the tiny lion cub cries out pitifully for help. 
His mother arrives at the edge of the precipice with three other lionesses and a male. The females start to clamber down together but turn back daunted by the sheer drop. 
Eventually one single factor determines which of them will risk her life to save the youngster – motherly love. 





Motherly love: The mother gives her son a lick to say that all is well in the pride following the drama.
HOW AWESOME IS THIS? 
  

Thanks Margaret

Race against the tide, risking death under huge blocks of ice - Human Pl...

Car Show July 2nd 2011 - Greenfield Park Centennial

HI BOB,
 HOPE YOU ARE FINE FATHER BOB,  HERE ARE PICS OF THE G.PK.  CAR SHOW
JULY 2 2011.
THANKS BOB AND DONNA DOMITREK AND MIRELLA RIDEWOOD
NORMAND SIMARD

Thanks Folks












AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION


'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. 
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'
 

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don 't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
 
so you may as
 well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
 

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
 
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
 
Now you go and behave yourself.'
 

Joey walks back to his pew,
 
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
 
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

Thanks Ellen/Sam.... I think this one originated in Newfoundland

Halloween Light Show 2011 - Party Rock Anthem

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Sunday's Car

I love my attorney

After living what I felt was a 'decent' life, my time on earth came to the end.

The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house.

The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table.

As I looked around I saw the 'prosecutor'.

He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen.

I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him.

The corner door opened and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes.

He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room. I couldn't take my eyes off of Him.

As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, 'Let us begin.'

The prosecutor rose and said, 'My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this man belongs in hell.'

He proceeded to tell of lies that I told, things that I stole, and In the past when I cheated others. Satan told of other horrible perversions that were once in my life, and the more he spoke, the further down in my seat I sank.


I was so embarrassed that I couldn't look at anyone, even my own Attorney, as the Devil told of sins that even I had completely forgotten about.


As upset as I was at Satan for telling all these things about me, I was equally upset at My Attorney who sat there silently not offering any form of defense at all.

I know I had been guilty of those things, but I had done some good in my life - couldn't that at least equal out part of the harm I'd done?

Satan finished with a fury and said, 'This man belongs in hell, he is guilty of all that I have charged and there is not a person who can prove otherwise.'

When it was His turn, My Attorney first asked if He might approach the bench. The Judge allowed this over the strong objection of Satan, and beckoned Him to come forward.

As He
got up and started walking, I was able to see Him in His full splendor and majesty.

I realized why He seemed so familiar; this was Jesus representing me, my Lord and my Savior.


He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge, 'HI, DAD,' and then He turned to address the court.

'Satan was correct in saying that this man had sinned, I won't deny any of these allegations. And, yes, the wage of sin is death, and this man deserves to be punished.'

Jesus took a deep breath and turned to His Father with outstretched arms and proclaimed, 'However, I died on the cross so that this person might have eternal life and he has accepted Me as his Savior, so he is Mine.'

My Lord continued with, 'His name is written in the Book of Life, and no one can snatch him from Me. Satan still does not understand yet. This man is not to be given justice, but rather mercy.'

As Jesus sat down, He quietly paused, looked at His Father and said, 'There is nothing else that needs to be done. I've done it all..'

The Judge lifted His mighty hand and slammed the gavel down. The following words bellowed from His lips.....

'This man is free. The penalty for him has already been paid in full. Case dismissed.




I asked Jesus as He gave me my instructions where to go next, 'Have you ever lost a case?'

Christ lovingly smiled and said, 'Everyone that has come to Me and asked Me to represent them has received the same verdict as you, ~Paid In Full.'

If you do not pass this along to 15 people immediately,
absolutely nothing will happen
.

Passing this on to anyone you consider a friend, (as I have done here), will bless you both.

'Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!
'

Thanks Randy

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Saturday's Car


Thanks Kerry

I Love My Canadian Beaver


Polar Bears are found in Russia, Denmark (Greenland), Norway, the United States (Alaska) and Canada. Canada is home to approximately 15 500 of the estimated 20 000 to 25 000 Polar Bears in global polar regions.


I now know why the Conservative government appoints Senators

They are too stupid to be in public...


Yes folks Senator Nicole Eaton wants to make the polar bear our national animal rather than the beaver

Of course it is their policies on global warming that are making the polar bear an endangered species. So does this mean they are trying to make amendments for their failure to protect the environment.

I would say 



First of all 90% of Canadians have only seen pictures of the polar bear or those incaptivity at a zoo.
I am truly sorry that Senator Eaton does not like her beaver.



Yet another example of how the Conservatives waste valuable political time and money in the house and Senate

Colour Test

More difficult than you might think!
  Color Test  
These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.. It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya...
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be!
A brain waker-upper for today!
              Click here to start 

Thanks Pat H

The First Recorded Senior Moment

 And that is what happened to the 
Dinosaurs! 
Thanks Norman
Childbirth at 65 

 
Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!  Another great one!

 With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a  65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth... When she was  discharged from the
hospital and went
home, I went to  visit.

 
'May  I see the new baby?' I asked

 
'Not  yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while  first.'

 
Thirty  minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'  

 
'No, not yet,' She said.

 
After another few minutes had elapsed,

 
I  asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 

 'No,  not yet,' replied my friend.

 
Growing very
impatient, I  asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 

 'WHEN HE CRIES!'
 she told me.


 
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have  to wait until he CRIES?' 
 'BECAUSE I FORGOT 
WHERE I PUT  HIM, O.K.?!!'
Thanks Kerry

Full HD High Speed Movie - Eagleowl - Photron SA2



Thanks Kerry

One Upset Doe - Cranbrook Deer

video
Thanks Richard

RETIREMENT BONUS


If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humor impaired!
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes.. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $96,000.
The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied,
'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received.
But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.
The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed,
''Where are your testicles?''
The old Chief calmly replied, '' Vietnam ''.

Thanks Heather C

Best Pool Shot

video

Cutest baby of 1945


Eat your hear out folks.... I am the sweetest kid of 1945